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October 6, 2007

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

Filed under: click click expose,gay,GLBT,homosexual,News — ccevideo @ 11:27 am

As crazy as it gets around here sometimes with so much to do, it’s no wonder that we all don’t go insane.  So here is 20 ways that you can maintain a healthy level of insanity without going crazy.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”. 

 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling
diamonds.”
 

7. Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”

8. Don’t use any punctuation. 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat – with a serious
face.
 

11. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.

12. Sing along at the opera. 

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.
 

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

15.  Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their
party because you’re not in the mood.
 

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I won! I won!” 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

19. Tell your children over dinner “Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go.”

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: –
Tell somone to read this to make them smile. It’s called therapy.

 Thomas

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1 Comment »

  1. I would like to see a continuation of the topic

    Comment by Maximus — December 20, 2007 @ 9:14 am | Reply


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